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the best Choice
when the two engineers were walking in the campus one of them asked a question the other student:
- where have you found this bike?
and the other student said that
- i was walking around the campus i thought when i will have finished the school what will i do then at the same time suddenly a girl who is a beautiful girl came to near me by the bike and stoped than she put her bike on the grass and she undressed her clothes and than she said
-hey! get it !! what do you want ...
the other student shaked his head with confirm
- yes exactly the best choice, if you got her clothes maybe it wasnt suitable for you... :lol:
 
cat and engineer
one day a man was driving his car on the road, he saw a cat on the sidewalk and he stoped to get the cat, the cat sat the front of seat and it spoke:
-actually im a human and i would be a beautiful princess if you kiss me .
man laughed and went on driving the cat spoke again:
-if you kiss me i would be a beautiful princess and i would stay with you one week.
man doesnt interested in this situation and the cat getting bored and said:
-hey whats up man? i said that "im beautiful princess and i would stay with you one week
and i would do that what you want it, if you kiss me" why dont you kiss me?
at the end the man spoke:
-look, im an engineer and a cat which can be able to speaking more than arouse interest a priencess. :lol:
 
Manager and Engineer

one day a manager who is top of the manager as the big company, he went out with his baloon.
what a mishap situation that he dropped down his compass. when he was looking for suitable landing place he saw a man who was smoking on the skyscraper than he went down by him.

He asked him:
-excuse me. i wonder about that where im?
man answered
-you are top of the land aproximately 500 feet and you are at the baloon.
manager got nervous than asked
-you are engineer arent you?
engineer answered
-yes how did you see?
manager answered
-because im in straits and i asked a question and your answer was 100% true but its not useful to anything
engineer said
-and you are manager arent you?
manager answered
-yes how did you see?
engineer answered
-because you are getting lost top of the land on 500 feet at the baloon and you lost his compass
and you seem awful but this situation is being my offence :lol:

 MÜHENDIS CEHENNEME GIDERSE
 Bir mühendis ölmüs  ve büyük bir yalnislik sonucunda cehenneme
atilmis.
 Cehennemin konforundan  hosnut kalmayan mühendis bir takim
 iyilestirmeler yapmaya baslamis. Kisa bir  süre sonra cehennem, klimali odalari,
 otomatik tuvaletleri, asansörleri,  içecek otomatlari ve diger lüksleri ile
 bayagi rahat bir yer haline gelmis.  Bu arada mühendisin de iyice taninip
 sevildigini söylemeye gerek  yok.
 Derken, günün birinde Cennet Melegi, seytani aramis:
 -Selam,  cehennemde isler nasil gidiyor? Neler yapiyorsunuz?
 Seytan, memnun mesut  gülümsemis:
 -Ohoo.. Biz burada çok iyiyiz. Bir mühendis düstü buraya ki sorma
 gitsin.
 Inanilmaz lüks ve konforlu bir yer yapti bizim orayi. Bir  görsen,
 tuvaletlerimiz otomatik, kola makinemiz bile var.
 Melek  sasirir:
 -Nee! Mühendis mi dedin? O adamin burada olmasi lazimdi. Çabuk onu
 buraya gönderin!
 Seytan: Mümkünü yok! Kadromda bir mühendisin olmasindan  çok
memnunum ve onu burada tutacagim! diye çikismis.
 Cennet Melegi sinirle  bagirmis:
 Onu çabuk buraya gönder, yoksa seni dava ederim!
 Seytan katila  katila gülerken sunlari söylemis:
 Yok yaa! Nasil yapacaksin bunu? Bütün  avukatlar bizim  tarafta!...